I should go buy a lottery ticket . . . 

Kinja'd!!! "Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)" (NKlein)
05/19/2015 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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Just found $200 cash, laying on the sidewalk, neatly folded together, no wallet. I don’t know if I’m just that lucky or on video as part of a social experiement.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 14:59

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$200 buys many lottery tickets.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:00

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If social experiment...

Who cares, free money.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Carl (@stuffcarlsays)
05/19/2015 at 15:00

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Or booze and a decent visit to a strip club.....


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:06

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Just buy a $20 scratch off and that’s it, don’t waste it on lotto tickets spend it on gas, food or a date!


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:06

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Have your friends over, get a few 12 packs, a few racks of ribs and some corn on the cob. Throw some BBQ sauce on the ribs and put the on the grill. Share your luck.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:06

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You must run. That’s the bait. You’re being hunted. You’ll find a pay phone under a mailbox. Call me on that. My number is on there. Then throw the phone away. I’ll give you more instructions on that.


Kinja'd!!! tiddo > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:13

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Walking home from class in university one night long ago I saw a film canister (remember those, kids?) sitting upright in the middle of the snow covered sidewalk directly under a streetlight.

I bent down, picked it up and opened it up to reveal almost a quarter ounce of very finely shredded and extremely pungent pot.

I felt a little guilt for taking it, but, it was about 10 o’clock at night and the street and sidewalk were deserted, so it had probably been there awhile.

My roommate and I proceeded to have a very good week.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:14

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Same exact thing for me, about a year ago. I quickly pocketed it and looked around for hidden cameras or someone running at me with a microphone. Seeing none I headed straight to the liquor store!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:24

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Damn. The other day I found exactly half!!! HALF!!! of a US $20 dollar bill.
That’s like 30 bucks here in Canada. Why do you torture me so cruel world?


Kinja'd!!! 5-Speed Gangsta > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:25

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When I was 6 or 7, I found $150 in the toy aisle at walmart. I showed my dad and he made me give 20% to my sister just because she was there. I put the rest in my savings and it contributed to the purchase of my first car. Go out and buy your car something nice.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
05/19/2015 at 15:29

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If you have a certain amount of the bill, you can mail it in and get a replacement.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 15:34

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That’s probably someone else’s money

But if you wouldn’t have taken it, some one else would have....So spend it on a driving experience!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 16:03

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Back in 2000, walking on the beach in Montauk on a beautiful fall morning. What appeared to be seaweed was a hundred dollar bill, carefully folded and damp. Had a very nice piece of fish at Shagwong that night.


Kinja'd!!! KamikazePigeon > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/19/2015 at 16:13

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That’s amazing!

While walking home from work with some college friends (I worked on campus) a few years back, my friend stepped on some green looking paper. As she walked by, I decided to take a closer look and it turned out to be 20 bucks!!

I was so excited, and then I realized...wait a tick... there’s more here stuck together!

There was 60 bucks total!!

We all went to a bar.

We had Tequila.

Much fun was had.

Go celebrate!!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jkm7680
05/19/2015 at 19:54

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What is a “certain amount”. I appear to have as close to half as one could imagine.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
05/19/2015 at 19:57

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http://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/cont…


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jkm7680
05/19/2015 at 20:00

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All this is grand but I have a US note.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
05/19/2015 at 20:02

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Whoopsies, I forgot to reread the OP.

http://www.moneyfactory.gov/uscurrency/dam…


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jkm7680
05/19/2015 at 20:08

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“money factory”...I gotta get me one of those. Thanks!!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
05/19/2015 at 20:09

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I could use one of those fuckers also.